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Flux Capacitor
Flux Capacitor
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$249,999.98
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$375,000.00
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Designed to work hand in hand with a small nuclear reactor or other suitable power source, the flux capacitor is capable of opening up a hole in the fabric of space time allowing transportation to a user defined point in the past or future.
How it works?
When the capacitor is charged with 1.21GW of energy, the internal transient quantum particles begin to generate an internal rapid particle acceleration process. The exterior of the capacitor will experience extreme ionization followed by nano bursts of reverse quantum entanglement.
During this process, it is necessary to keep the device itself accelerating through a 3 dimensional space, for example driving a car (a DeLorean is preferred). At a user configurable velocity (88 MPH), a time-warp bubble will open for a matter of pico seconds allowing the device and whatever is attached, to pass through to the predefined time/date.
Specifications:
How it works?
When the capacitor is charged with 1.21GW of energy, the internal transient quantum particles begin to generate an internal rapid particle acceleration process. The exterior of the capacitor will experience extreme ionization followed by nano bursts of reverse quantum entanglement.
During this process, it is necessary to keep the device itself accelerating through a 3 dimensional space, for example driving a car (a DeLorean is preferred). At a user configurable velocity (88 MPH), a time-warp bubble will open for a matter of pico seconds allowing the device and whatever is attached, to pass through to the predefined time/date.
Specifications:
- Time displacement coefficient: ∫ dx/1 + ax = 1/a ln(1 + ax) + E = mc2
- Maximum euler logarithm: e^(iπ) + 1 = 0
- Heat dissipation rate: ∆Q/∆t = -K×A×∆T/x
- Wavelength refraction inversion: n 2 = n 1 ( λ 1 λ 2
- Total time differentiation error rate: 10 - {g}
- Power usage: 1.21GW
- Can be retrofitted to automotive vehicles or aircraft
- Dimensions: 450mm (H) x 300mm (W) x 200mm (D)
- Weight: Infinite
- Due back in stock April 1, 1985
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Some assembly required.
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